F.A.Q.s

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Seems like I'm getting tonnes of these questions. So, I'm creating an F.A.Q. for this. More Q & A to be dumped here as and when neccessary.

Q1: Why the CharlieBrown face? (I wish I can get a dollar each time someone asks me this, for about 2 million times already)
A1: My bud's classic Peanuts joke, on me.

Q2: Why cover the face?
A2: Afraid that people will steal my 2 million I got from Q1, just by listening to the same question. Twit.

Q3: Why the Balasing nick?
A3: My dad's nick is Bala and he loves to sing karaoke. Hence, I used Balasing.

Q4: Let me think ...
A4: *Buzzzz* Time's up.

Muggs has left the building......

Who's who guide to characters around Muggs

Cheong Suar Kakis & Their Reporting Superior


Conan - Barbarian from MenInGreen Days. He only knows how to burn rubber and shout, "Step on the Gas!!".
Xena, The Warrior Princess - Demanded by Conan that I put this in, at gun point spear point.
RanchuKing - Fish monger from MenInGreen Days.
ChiefClerk - Fish monger store's CEO.
Chini - Runner man from MenInGreen Days. 54Brownie's personal trainer on sports games.
54Brownie - Supreme Commander of Chini. Up and coming squash, tennis and table-tennis star.
ZiMien - Imperial Chef of Noodle Division from MenInGreen Days. He can cook all sorts of noodles for a meal. His best specialty is Maggi Cup-a-Noodles. He has a special talent, art of "Light Body", 10 steps of walking distance can be achieved by just 3 steps.
SailorLee - MenInGreen mate... also my SecSch mate. Coincidence.

Tak Chek Kakis - Days When Polis Wear Shorts

myFTOgpx - Poly classmate, buddy and Dynasty Warrior ass kicking partner.
Sammy - No, not SammyCheng. It's myFTOgpx's love. Need I say more?
Beng - Poly classmate, buddy. Your typical silly guy next door. A.k.a. Roti Beng or TamPui.

Kaki Kakis

Kitty - SecSch classmate, part-time dive buddy. She's the kind of woman / friend that goes, "Don't-Gimme-Crap-Or-I'll-Scratch-Yo-A**". Ouch
KittyTrainer - Someone who can keep Kitty's paws away from sofas and balls of yarn, with the help from a whip.
Nan - SecSch classmate. Play majong with her, you'll die laughing more than from heart attacks.
Lambie - Who is she? Ask Mary. Give her food, in loads of variety. Speak to her in Cantonese. She'll get chatty. Fav line - "I'm Baahhhhhhddddd"
LambieTrainer - Someone who can give the Lamb, food and sacks, food and sacks, food and sacks .... Did I say sacks? Ooooo, someone likey.
SpaceCadet - She's your classic "Lost In Spaceeee" pilot. For the umpteenth time, we can't tell her enough of her direction of train that she should take to reach home. We're starting to think that she actually come from Venus.
HoustonControl - He can definitely teach her a thing or two about "Laws" of gravity, getting her home safely.

Kaki Family

Karloong - My little sistar. Singer of the hottest hit, "Lup Sarp Tung", Elvis's Remix of "Don't be Cruel".
Bala - Who doesn't love the Prata man? Karloong and Muggs report to him.
YMother - Empress Dowager. Karloong, Muggs and Bala, all report to her. Defying of orders will secure you 30 strokes on the buttocks.
KK - Little Rascal Cousin1. Lazy and careless. My time spent on her for tutoring mathematics ..... heck, I lost count.
YunGoLuk - Little Rascal Cousin2. Scheming little fella that thinks everything falls from the sky. A pampered brat. A scrooge, IMHO.

Diving Kakis

SH - Sorry ... not SweetHeart. Just my dive buddy.
Wilbeer - Another dive buddy since OSOS.
Donke - "Pilo! Pilo! Pilo!", that's all she knows. Dive gang.
Santoku - Trust me. This man is like a P.E. teacher, good in almost any sport you can think of. Dive gang.
Jezz - "Focus woman. You need to focus." She always can't decide on where to dive. So many places, so little time. Dive gang.

Gu Zhar Zhor Gung Kakis

Mr. & Mrs. Fong - Great folks from TD's good o' days.
Gang4 - Unsung heroine from TD.
OCS, ZhuiTeLun, JapBoy, CK, RLEK - Unsung heroes from TD. Beng belong to this category too.
ArcadeDT - Unsung hero from TD and a hero in games.
Commando - LBS Aunty's Ah-Dee. But, he's a real fighter beneath his soft outlook. Definitely a hot fav in PS.
Coulieo - Scandal Hero of PS. You're the MAN!!! Just watch out for cross-fires from your 5 PPGs.
PimpDaddy a.k.a. Hamusa - Unsung hero in PS. Understudy of Coulieo on "How to start a scandal?". Land version of the underwater "Crown of Thorns". This one's called "King of Horns". "Gimme some sugar. HooWah!!", shouts PimpDaddy.
AGB - 2words. Sushi Kaki. PS heroine.
PSChris - Commonly known as 14th Floor.

No More Kakis Hee hee ;p

Turtle - Go figure out this yourself.
YunYun - SugarRolls. Scroll scroll scroll.
Cookie - Go ask Kitty.

Posted by Muggs at 12:02 AM