Limping Marathon Runner

Pissed with things at work, I shall not divulge any more infomation on what happened. I wouldn't want to put my ass on the line. Fast forward. *click click* Moving on to something more comical, lighter side of the already-under-heavy-direct-artillery-shelling political office life.

A short story ......
Our eyes met. Instant connection. Twitching our eyebrows, we all know what each party wants. Unable to resist, we succumb to temptation, moving swiftly despite our bodies already exhausted. 4 shadows crept in tactical moves, avoiding any surveillance we encountered along the way. Once out of the building, though not out of danger area yet, we quicken our steps in double quick time to escape detection. In no time, we reached our destination. Our shrine. "What time is it?" "It's kopi time! It's kopi time!!" Coffee break. We rewarded our already caffine starved bodies with drinks. While HaMusa bought a banana from a fruits store, the 3 of us stared blankly at him and totally amused at the same time. We've heard of banana with icecream a.k.a. BananaSplit. Bananas with coffee? Namely .. . eh... KopiBanana? This guy is certainly looking for a shitting good time. Think he's trying to paint the toilet bowl brown or something. As HaMusa started peeling the banana while sitting down, he asked, "What is so funny?". At that instant, probably he was holding the bottom of the fruit with his finger tips while peeling the banana, it actually took off, falling. HaMusa dived to grab hold of his *ahem* banana. A fumble. But, a lover rather than a fighter, HaMusa is good with his hands. Therefore, he did manage to salvage a somewhat banana lookalike bunch of mess. (Women just love a man with his pair of slow hands, dont' they? LoverBoy HaMusa?) Pausing there to regain his composure, he looked like a hybrid of a NFL player diving for the football and a porn star worshipping some male organ/love object. We all laughed at the sight of this poser where both of his arms are fully extended.

If he's going to pursue an NFL career, we have a name for him. "Big-Baaaddd-Banana". TripleB, in short. TripleB sounds so much better. More gungho, garang, macho. Sounds like some bad ass WWE wrestler name. If he wishes to do a porn debut, the name OooRal-B sounds juicy. B as in Banana. HaMusa can take some Jap lesson from SillyCelly to make his porn debut more .. . . erm.. . artistic. Coulieo can be the manager/agent, Commando can be the bodyguard and I can be the P.A.. We'll make a great team. We can all retire from the I.T. scene too.

I've just completed a 32min run, SMS-ing ABG along the way. She was complaining about her day at work too. Seems like a rough day for a lot of people today.